Gumball Poodle - Average Dick Energy Socks

We ship from the UK and ships all order before 4pm, Monday to Friday. For the UK, choose express 1-2 days if you would like your order sooner or standard for 2-4 days. For out International customers, we ship all orders by Air priority for faster delivery.

Let us know in the comments section when you checkout if you would like this to be sent as a gift and any message you would like to include. We can remove any packing notes, but if your order is being outside the UK, we will need to show prices on the small customs label.

Yes, all customers within the EU will have the VAT pre-paid on their orders (applies to orders below €150). As Norway and Switzerland are not members of the EU, any taxes will be charged as the order is delivered.

From 29th August 2025, tariffs are pre-paid for customers in the USA.