Cuntalocin - Novelty Prescription Mint Sweets

Cuntalocin - Novelty Prescription Mint Sweets

£3.75
£3.75
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Take one capsule as soons as humanly possible if your cuntiness levels are off the charts.

This prescription-style mint pill box features a playful “5 reasons why I think you’re a cunt” printed on the back that you can fill in your own hilarious reasons, making it a truly one-of-a-kind gift for friends, family, or anyone who deserves a laugh.

Novelty joke mints packaged to look like a prescription medicine box / pill packet.

Pack contains 30 mint sweets. This is not a medicine / novelty item only.

Shipping Information
Country Shipping Time Cost 



UK 🇬🇧 Standard 2-4 Days £4

Express 1-2 Days £5
Channel Islands Standard 3-5 Days £5



Europe 🇪🇺 3-10 Days €14



USA 🇺🇸 3-12 Days $22
Canada 🇨🇦 3-12 Days $30



Australia 🇦🇺 5-15 Days $34
New Zealand 🇳🇿 5-15 Days $43



Rest of World 🌍 5-15 Days

£19 / $25

 
Lola & SiDney ships from the UK.
 
Orders placed before 3pm (Mon-Fri) will be shipped the same day. Shipping times quoted above are as a guide only. EU VAT & US Tariffs are pre-paid. Some EU destinations a local handling fee may apply. This is not included in the shipping cost.
 
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Frequently Asked Questions

How fast can I get this?

We ship from the UK and ship all orders before 4pm, Monday to Friday. For the UK, choose express 1-2 days if you would like your order sooner or standard for 2-4 days. For our International customers, we ship all orders by Air priority for faster delivery.

Can I send this as a gift?

Let us know in the comments section when you checkout if you would like this to be sent as a gift and any message you would like to include. We can remove any packing notes, but if your order is being outside the UK, we will need to show prices on the small customs label.

Are EU tax / USA Tariffs prepaid?

Yes, all customers within the EU will have the VAT pre-paid on their orders (applies to orders below €150). As Norway and Switzerland are not members of the EU, any taxes will be charged as the order is delivered. For some destinations in Europe, a local handling fee may apply. This is not included in the shipping cost. Where possible, we will pre-pay these charges.

From 29th August 2025, tariffs are pre-paid for customers in the USA.